Zoom Vick III Laser, AKA Detailed Plan for Criminal Enterprise

Talk about, quite possibly, one of the worst (granted, unpredictable) marketing moves by a corporate sponsor... maybe ever.

It's like asking Rae Carruth to sponsor a shoe, and then letting him put a picture of his baby's mama on the side.



"This shoe basically represents me as a person... I love boxing. I love dogs..."

But what does he love even more? Dogs who box!



"...and there's a picture of my dogs. I love my dogs..."
















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